8pm Doors / 8:30pm Show
$25 Guests / $15 for Members
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2948 16th Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 864-8855
thelabsf@thelab.org
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Shell of a Woman is Dynasty Handbag's expert powerpoint lecture on the "10 Greatest Works Of Art" according to the internet.  Professor Bags will "explain" (make up lies) about the work's origins which naturally devolve into semi-autobiographical/highly opinionated narratives peppered with songs, dance numbers and psychedelic inner monologuing.  For example, did you know that Picasso's Guernica is about animal rights activists setting free cows from a factory farm on the I5 and the subsequent rebellion of said cows against their liberators? Did you know that Jackson Pollock's famous alcoholic wiggle paintings may be simply just spaghetti and raisins? - plus more true facts plus a tap dancing numbers to Black Sabbath's "The Wizard" and the avante-pirate classic "Yo Ho Ho It's The Artist Life For Me".

Shell of a Woman is Dynasty Handbag's expert powerpoint lecture on the "10 Greatest Works Of Art" according to the internet.  Professor Bags will "explain" (make up lies) about the work's origins which naturally devolve into semi-autobiographical/highly opinionated narratives peppered with songs, dance numbers and psychedelic inner monologuing.  For example, did you know that Picasso's Guernica is about animal rights activists setting free cows from a factory farm on the I5 and the subsequent rebellion of said cows against their liberators? Did you know that Jackson Pollock's famous alcoholic wiggle paintings may be simply just spaghetti and raisins? - plus more true facts plus a tap dancing numbers to Black Sabbath's "The Wizard" and the avante-pirate classic "Yo Ho Ho It's The Artist Life For Me".

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Shell Of A Woman is Dynasty Handbag's brand new "many-women in a one-woman" show.  Highlights include: a lecture on the 10 greatest works of art, Black Sabbath Tap Dance, and her alter ego, Dynamite Bathrobes, singing a contemporary ballad about the perils of commercializing underground communities (It's So Hard, To Be Avante Garde), plus many more topical jokes and terrifying ids.  Not suitable for children (of god).

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Shell Of A Woman is Dynasty Handbag's brand new "many-women in a one-woman" show.  Highlights include: a lecture on the 10 greatest works of art, Black Sabbath Tap Dance, and her alter ego, Dynamite Bathrobes, singing a contemporary ballad about the perils of commercializing underground communities (It's So Hard, To Be Avante Garde), plus many more topical jokes and terrifying ids.  Not suitable for children (of god).

Get Tickets!